That's what my sister told me when I told her I felt like I was carrying an elephant. If you can't understand Manglish, it means, "Why don't you let the elephant go into the woods?"
Me: Elephant hold tight to me
Sis: Elephant don't have hand
Me: They have trunks
Sometimes I think we're really funny. Maybe it's just me. If we are on a reality TV series, guarantee huge hit. Damn lots of lame jokes XD
A couple of them that I could remember are these:
1. It was after dinner and we were looking for oranges to eat:
Me: Mother, where are the oranges?
Mother: On the treamill!
Me: What are they doing there? Are you trying to make low-fat oranges?
2. Me & my sister were talking about pregnancies and how women give birth.
Sis: So the doctor press then fly out and catch?
Me: If twins how?
Sis: Hmmm...
Me: the nurse press down and the doctor use mitts to catch (making the action of a baseball player catching balls but with two hands because two babies, get it? XD)
Okay, maybe my memory is failing me but I can only think of two examples.
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